Archive for the ‘P.I.M.P.E.D’ Category

What up Playa, got some good shit for you today. My top 5 list of celebrities I think should be in porn.

I might be walking a fine line here by posting celebrity pics on a “porn” site, but let me say one thing about that… Fuck em’.

1. Jessica Simpson

She might as well, her singing is God awful but she can probably suck a mean dick.

2. Vida Guerra

Baby, you are already halfway there. Get that ass on tape and stop giving out freebies.

3. Hoopz

Do I really need explain this one? If you can fuck Flava Flav - porn will be easy.

4. Gabriel Union

Please do it before you get old and turn all Vivica Fox on us. Plus I want to see you naked with a big fat one stuffed in ya mouth.

5. Paris Hilton

My bad… you already are. Congratulations, you have arrived!

That’s what I got… so if you Playaz think you got somethin’ better than that, let me know. I might have to revise this if it’s good.

Respect,

The Prince