If you’ve ever listened to E-40 then you’d appreciate the title of this post. Wat up party people – I always intended this site to be an informational and social spot, not just a link hub for porn sites. So, with that in mind, I put a list together for sites that I think are a worth while visit. For me, it’s always been hard trying to find new sites that are out there or even old ones I haven’t run into yet. So here’s my shortlist:

1. TheBootyLounge.com (Site Under Renovation)

If you want to be a part of a great community site then TheBootyLounge.com is definitely worth a look.  This is a great forum site that is well run and has a modest community strength. I was never a really big forum/community site guy because people usually get in there and act like they’ve got no sense or there are too many spammers. This is not the case with this community. The community itself is pretty laid back – trust me, there a lot more conversation going on besides tits and ass. It’s also well run – the moderators seem to have a unified goal and direction where they want to take the site and that keeps everything from becoming a cluster fuck. When you first sign-up it’s a little bit of a pain because that part of the system has some kinks but once you’re done you really won’t need to do it again. Also, if you’re into torrent downloads also check out the affiliate site BootyTape.com as well. All this is just the tip of the iceberg – get in there and see for yourself.

2. OnionBooty.biz

Not to be confused with OnionBooty.com, OnionBooty.biz updates it’s site frequently, almost daily which means there is a boatload of ass on this site. Yet, it’s surprisingly uncluttered which gives the users the ability to focus on what’s important – big phat delicious booty! My only gripe with the site is that it pimps a lot of content from Reality Kings. It’s not entirely the sites fault though, there isn’t a whole lot out there for the big booty niche that exist for affiliates marketers like us. Even so, there’s great content – the webmaster does original writing, not just copy and paste stuff from the affiliate programs which tells you he really cares about his shit.

3. LinkIndexx.com

Ah the one that got away – LinkIndexxx.com was the place for me about a year ago…then the site went down. It’s since been reactivated but now that I’ve found my new love – BootyLounge.org I can’t look back. However, if your looking for a spot don’t take that as a negative. The community was well run and has a big following. It’s not as close-nit as I would like but that just my observation.

4. RealRapTalk.com

I hate to be negative about anyone or anything but RealRapTalk.com is a big fucking mess…but there is nothing out there better in this niche so you’ll just have to choke it down. You want to talk about Rap shit, the latest underground Hip-Hop, trends and that type of shit this is as good as it gets for a community site. *Warning: You will run into a lot of ignant (ignorant) muthafuckas…just saying.

This will probably be my only post before the end of the year, if so, have a Merry Christmas party people. If you’ve got a site you think may interest me or other visitors let us know in the comments – I’ll see you bitches in the New Year!

Da Prince

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In the first part of my series I didn’t tell you much about why becoming an “adult webmaster” is such a setup for failure other than the fact that it doesn’t sell. It does sell – BUT you have to be willing “to do what it takes” to be successful. It’s such a good line of bullshit especially when you start out in the beginning. Your fresh, motivated, and stupid.  You search the forums trying to get any info from people with moderate success and the so called experts all say the same thing: find your niche, spent money, work your ass off and then – get fucked.

Let’s just break this down a bit and really decipher what I mean by all of this. Find your niche means “find your GAY niche”. Fuck that, I’m a straight man – I do have some moral dignity and I’m not about to look at two cock rubbing up against each other on a daily basis (take no offense if you are gay… just trying to emphasize my point). So, I’m automatically fucked at this point because that’s where all the money is (from what I can tell) so if you’re ready embrace the game then you gotta play to win as the say in Vegas .

Next you have to spend money and I’m not talking about hosting cost – but TIME. This is your most valuable asset. Time with friends, familiy, loved ones, your Wii, whatever it is – will all go into smut if you want it be successful. You want to be successful right? You gotta run this thing like a “true business”. Any spare moment you have should be devoted to men who oiled themselves up and give each other blow jobs all for the sake of becoming wildly successful and rich. Might I add that no one else is capable of attaining such status but you because you’re “special” and you have the perfect idea for success.

My last point is that you really do work hard once you decide to make the leap. Just know that the rewards are slim brutha. The entire process for obtaining domain names, finding a niche that isn’t over saturated, making or buying content, creating a plan for business development are all challenges that you face without never knowing what profits are out there to be made. Still don’t believe me, stay tuned and I’ll school you more in part 3 of this series.

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I want to begin by saying this is the second anniversary of Pimps And Playaz and that I’m very proud to have had this site up and running for this long and I want to thank everyone who has visited this site.

To give you a little background here, I am a Web Applications Developer specializing in Interactive Training and my intension for building this site originally stemmed from wanting to learn more about WordPress and how to use it as a content management system. I just needed the right modivation you know what I’m sayin’ . I figured while I’m learning I could make a few buck in the process by building a site full of hot babes, sign-up for affiliates, and watch the money roll in.  OK – I didn’t think it would be THAT easy but I did think I would get some financial return from this.

Two years later – no checks. Not even one. How can this be? The answer: The Adult Webmaster Program is DEAD!

Smut peddling in general died 5  years ago, so if you’re thinking about starting that first porn site – think again. In fact don’t even waste you’re time thinking about it, don’t do it. Torrents sites can put up an entire clip of the latest video from BangBros faster than you can get the info from an affiliate sponsor so that you can write and article and add links to the sign-up page.

Here’s reality: porn is free. You can find anything you want, anywhere,  anytime and unless you’re a big player in the game like Brazzers, Reality Kings or Naughty America, where you make your own content you got no shot. Trust me – I’ve been at this for two years and haven’t even had a member sign-up. Why would you? You can get this shit anywhere. Even the big boys are having a hard time keeping loyal customers sign-up when there shit is all over the torrent sites.

So, what would entice you to sign-up  and join this site or any other site for that matter? The problem I have and a lot of webmasters for that matter have lost sight of one basic thing that is essential to any business and that’s creating need. 20 years ago it was hard to get porn but now it’s so easy you don’t have to leave your house and you can get it for free.

Torrent and Tube sites solved a need: how to get free shit. Then someone made it happen. Now there’s another problem: NOBODY BUYS PORN.

What is it that people want? What do they need? You want to get rich being a smut peddler – figure that one out and you might just do that.

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This is getting old… like Brett Favre old. News flash everyone – athletes fuck hot chicks. Especially popular athletes. So what – Brett Farve, Tiger, Ben Rapistberger, take your pick. I could care less, I just wanted to put the bitch on my site so we can see that ass. When the dust settles we’ll all get the apology – yawn. Then we’ll hear about the kids – can’t wait for that. Then the disappointed wife will make a statement – obviously. Then comes the divorce… there, all done. But no, the ugly 4 letter network will run this story into the fucking ground – again. Sorry Brett – I guess a nigga gotta eat.

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Today’s tasty treat is Tay Dash. Don’t really know much about her but I do know this… that ass looks delicious!

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My new friends a BootyLounge.org put me onto this so I’m gonna try it out. The concept is to do “like a throwback segment” for the Pornstars that were hot back the day. It’s a good idea and a break from on the monotonous bullshit out there.

Dee Summers (a.k.a. Dee Baker) is a perfect start to the series – again credit my boys at BootyLounge.org for hookin it up. Dee’s the original Puerto Rican goddess (no disrespect to Vanessa Del Rio) who you can tell influenced a stream of starlets who patten themselves after her – most notably Havana Ginger.

I gotta say that ass is still hot. I always loved seeing Dee’s gum drop nipples and and that long wavy hair.

Enjoy some pics of Dee and I’ll catch you on the flip.

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